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The people that stole breakfast

I recently spent a delightful long weekend down in Eilat (South Israel) with my hubby. Here’s a little story about a strange couple at our thing we noticed during our stay at the hotel…

We spotted them on the first day in breakfast room, trying to hide behind a pot plant whilst making sandwiches from all the different buffet foods & they were taking yogurts, cheeses and salads too.

And when I say they were taking salad, I literally mean scraping salad off a plate and putting it straight into a handbag – truly weird! By the time they left the dining room, there were 9 empty plates on their table! Yes, I counted them!

They were to become known as “The Breakfast Burglars” or “The People that Stole Breakfast”.

The next day, they came to breakfast with an empty bag and once more strategically placed themselves on a table half hidden by pot plants – so the manager wouldn’t be able to see them. You have to hand it to them, they seemed to be pro’s at their craft.

Before they had even taken a bite of food, 3 full plates from the buffet had made their way into the ever-expanding black bag. They stole pickled fish, salads, yogurts & boiled eggs. Then the woman came back to the table with a block of Camembert cheese – well, not a block, THE block – she had taken the entire cheese from the buffet, wrapped it up in napkins and crammed it into her bag.

Her husband/co-conspirator then returned with an entire loaf of bread and also proceeded to place the loaf in the bag, which was now full to capacity.

I was in shock! I know that many people take a little food to snack on later in the day, but this pair was taking half of the buffet with them and they hadn’t even started their breakfast yet!

As the man came back to the table with a selection of bread rolls, jams and spreads, I rolled my eyes at Avi in amazement as he tried to put more food in the bag.

The man caught me, but I wasn’t embarrassed. He should have been though!

I’m Coming Home!

So, in 2 days I’ll be homeward bound and I am very excited for many reasons, but mainly because I haven’t been back in good old Blighty for more than 18 months and I am thrilled to be visiting my family and friends.

Also, I haven’t had a proper Christmas in almost 4 years and the thought of being in Leeds during this time with friends celebrating has made me come over all festive!

The only thing I am more than a little concerned about is the weather (shock horror!)

In Israel there have recently been big forest fires that have destroyed more than 4 million trees in the Carmel Forest. There has also been a hurricane like storm that has destroyed buildings and pavements, flooded flats and uprooted many trees within the city limits.

Now it’s snowing in the north, but once again it has become rather sunny in Tel Aviv (although the chill has definitely set in at night).

So what has got me confused? I have absolutely no idea what to pack for a chilly Leeds/London/Newcastle holiday. No matter how cold I think it is here, I am under no illusion that England will feel anything less than freezing. I am in no way prepared for a proper English winter.

Despite my family constantly telling me how cold it is and me reminding them that I have been to the UK in December before (and have lots of winter clothes to wear), I think that I have probably become more acclimatised to the weather of the Middle East than I think I have…

Only time will tell, but as I am packing tonight/tomorrow there is one question on my lips…

what should I pack?

Answers on a postcard please!

Too blonde for words!

So, Avi’s cousin Moshe added this video to Facebook the other day so I thought I would steal it for my blog, after all…

1) It is ever so slightly related to travel (well some countries are mentioned, so I can justify putting it in my blog!)
2) It is most definitely related to being blonde

So enjoy the short clip. It had me crying with laughter!

I don’t want to ruin it by posting any quotes from the video, but there are some pure golden moments… you’ll know them when you hear them!

The truth about flying

Before I depart on travels far and wide, I am so excited about the impending holiday that I tend to look at the actual journey through rose tinted glasses. On my return home, I’m tired and just want to be home, have the laundry done, ironed and put away. I think most people feel this way.

But the airport to me always seems like a fun and mystical place… that is, until I actually get there and the reality of queuing, screaming children and greasy foods sets in.

Today, I stumbled upon this comic online and it sums up everything that is true about travelling.

…. This is a great website and can give you hours of enjoyment. I took the “How Many Justin Biebers Could You Take In A Fight” quiz (Adina I thought of you whilst doing it) and my answer came to 20… although I could take on at least 32 Biebers… I am from Leeds after all.

The passport saga continues…

It’s currently the Jewish new Year (Rosh Hashona) and I have had a delightful 4 day weekend. It’s back to work tomorrow, but September is host to many Jewish festivals and therefore many days off work.

I’ve not had chance to partake in my traveling due to;

1) many places being closed over the chagim (holidays)
2) it being far too hot to go outside for any long periods of time – Tel Aviv is like a sauna!

Therefore, ironically (as I am living in the holyland), it seems that my next venture abroad will be going home to Leeds in December for Christmas.

It’s not that far away now, so I must really get my act together and send off my UK passport, so it’s in the right name. I can’t wait any longer if I’m not to suffer from more passport stress!

Although I have recently learned that the passport office in the British Embassy (that I now live 5 minutes away from) no longer deals with renewing passports, and I have to send my passport to Paris to get sorted out – oh what fun!

The passport saga continues…